tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5542091393677320702011-04-21T13:53:38.784-05:00<b>Alpha Cat</b>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09730226777276439988noreply@blogger.comBlogger41100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-554209139367732070.post-18989518279936836352008-08-30T14:35:00.002-05:002008-08-30T14:40:27.477-05:00

Father has recently received several components to upgrade and expand my twitter updating. Has he devoted the time to implementing these important changes? No. He has informed me that it will be at least three weeks before he even has time to consider such tasks.As usual, a world without mom would be better. Do not fear, loyal followers, I am not fasting. Be enraged, loyal followers, her

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In order to fulfill certain tasks within the scope of the Grey Cat Agenda, it has become necessary to acquire a broad range of loyal followers. The social networking venue that is Twitter seems an ideal place for gathering people, so I instructed Father to set up my Twitter feed. As an alpha cat, I will follow nobody, but many will be compelled to follow me. I currently lack the tumz necessary to

<b>Alpha Cat</b>http://www.blogger.com/profile/09730226777276439988noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-554209139367732070.post-48635703479185352052008-07-24T09:39:00.007-05:002008-12-10T23:35:13.790-06:00

The forces of good have conspired to delete all of my followers. Mom has reported the problem on the horrifically, slow, Firefox-crashing service twitter uses for help.Do not follow me a second time. Wait for the system update to catch up. I will continue to stuff my face and plot your demise.

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You will check my blog for descriptions of the technologies I use to post to my Twitter feed. You have no reason to expect timely or regular updates.

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